Homelessness: We Give A Damn & So Does Eden

"It Gets Better" (Broadway Sings for the Trevor Project)

Happy New Year!

We are (understandably) quite thrilled with how 2010 has begun. Specifically because the sweetest human being in the history of human beings tweeted about us and commented on our latest video! We submit as evidence the following:

edenriegel
Portia and Ellen of @PrattFalls did it again, with a hilarious new video for my B-day: http://bit.ly/7T2B0y I'm smiling ear to ear

And here's her comment on YouTube:

EdenRiegel
Oh, I love it!!!! What a great Birthday gift. You guys are brilliant. Although I think Andrew's a little disappointed there won't be a chain-mail bikini in his future. Love you guys!!!

Sorry Andrew.

Now if we could just get the ever elusive, internet-free Tamara Braun to merely acknowledge our existence, our lives would be complete.

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Ready for a Walk down Memory Lane?

Dear fans and friends of PRATT FALLS, we invite you to join us for the

2008/2009
"It Was My Fault"
Fiasco Derby

With the help of the numerous fans who re-capped, re-uploaded, and re-evaluated their lives during the brief bittersweet months of Bianca & Reese's story, we will boldly go where Breese Nation has obsessively gone before.

We hope you'll join us as we over-analyze, hyper-critique, ridicule, praise, bemoan, bitch and celebrate the wondrous and frustrating relationship that was Breese.

Our goal is to re-watch every YouTube clip of Bianca & Reese from Binks' first appearance on October 20, 2008 all the way through to the bitter end ... or until we just can't take it anymore, and we collapse in a fetal position weeping on the floor. Whichever comes first.

Count along as we document the number of times Bianca and/or Reese proclaim some variation of "It was my fault." Who knew when Pratt took over as Producer/Head Writer that his strategy for success would hinge on blaming his failures on others?

Storyline not working? Characters acting uncharacteristically? Plots full of holes? Don't fault the writers! Let Bianca & Reese take the blame. A solution which has a bonus -- it means neither Ryan nor Zach have to apologize for their asinine, douche-bag behavior, ever!

Yes, that tornado Pratt brought us last October was just a thinly veiled metaphor to let us loyal AMC fans know that the winds of change were coming. And, as is so often the case with tornadoes, the force of that wind has caused seemingly trivial things to become deadly projectiles.

Drop by tomorrow and join the fun! We'll save a seat on the couch for you.

Ellen & Portia

Hello World, Welcome to Pratt Falls!

WE have decided that our lives, being the complete and utter wrecks that they are, can only be improved by adding ever more distractions and diversions. What better way to keep us from facing life's real demands than be delving deeper into the insane, alternate universes known as "All My Children" & "AMC: Pratt Falls."

WE assume that if you have arrived at this blog it is because you are already familiar with our YouTube oeuvre and know that we are minor internet celebrities and the self-proclaimed Defenders & Protectors of Eden Riegel & Tamara Braun.

IT is our sincere hope that we can offer you, the former fans of AMC, a place to come and share a laugh, feel solidarity with those who have been betrayed, and heap scorn on the asshats responsible for the destruction of our beloved characters, Bianca & Reese.

Thanks for stopping by, we'll be posting more soon. Remember -
A Fan Without Hope Is A Fan Without Fear!

Ellen & Portia