Gather 'round and hear us please,
A tragic tale for beloved Breese,
About a couple bright and gay,
Whose happiness was ripped away.
By a writing team without a clue,
Whatever can we fans do?
To save Bianca from this pain,
IT'S TIME TO ACT LIKE A TRUE KANE!
Rally round and hear our plea!
Surely we can all agree -
Bianca Montgomery deserves respect
not this pitiful, lousy train wreck!
A divorce by proxy? Over the phone?
This f*ckery we'll not condone!
Please join us in telling the Powers That Be
That this is what you want to see --
Bianca and Reese together and happy.
Anything less is just plain crappy.
Sign the Twitter Petition here: http://twitition.com/ohyjq
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Or you can send a copy of this rhyming couplet rant to Brian Frons in email: