How could we resist this sparkly opportunity to engage with Pine Valley's Loneliest Lesbian? We couldn't!
So, without further ado:
Here are our thoughtful, insightful, penetrating, erudite, sensitive questions for Chrissie:
1. If you could write Bianca's next storyline, what would you like to see happen?
2. Has metaphorical motherhood been a challenge?
3. Have you heard of "Kinks"?
4. Do you realize that you have been actively participating in "Kinks" since accepting the role?
5. Is Susan Lucci's hair full of secrets?
6. Is it okay to call you Chrissie?
1. Cake or Pie?
2. If there were a cosmic soap opera world collision, and Pine Valley mystically converged with Genoa City, and Bianca Montgomery was charged with a crime she obviously didn't commit, but put her into the same orbit as hot shot lawyer Heather Stevens, would Binks put the moves on her?
2a. What moves would they be?
3. If Binks met Heather, would their proximity to one another cause all surrounding carbon based life forms to crystallize into rock candy sugar formations?
4. How exactly do you "practice eye sex"?
5. Did anybody warn you about us?
6. Who's your favorite Disney Princess?
Gee, we hope Chrissie chooses one or two of our questions to answer! We'll be quivering with fevered anticipation until the interview is published!
And, Chrissie -- if you want to answer any of our questions directly -- or send us a cease and desist order -- you can email us: prattfalls(at)yahoo.com.