Friends, Fans and Friends who are Fans,
Welcome to the 2008/2009 Fiasco Derby! We hope you'll join us for the duration of this wild and wacky re-watch, and in honor of the one-year anniversary of Eden Riegel's return, we have put together a newly edited version of the October 20, 2008 episode. We're working hard to provide excellent commentary, wit and snark with each subsequent episode, so stay tuned!
In the meantime, here is a list of supplies you'll need for our Fiasco Derby:
1 Pencil and/or Pen + paper - you'll want to keep track of each "Pratt Fail" (don't worry, you can't miss them!)
1 Earplugs - sometimes the dialogue gets scary
1 oversize bowl - for vomit/tears
32 boxes of kleenex (see above)
1 straw, preferably the swirly plastic Disney kind
1 bottle of your favorite booze -we suggest skipping the beer and coolers, head straight for the hard stuff. This ain't your grandma's All My Children - no matter how badly we wish it was.
1 phone - So you can call 911 when, five minutes into the first episode, your liver explodes.
Never fear, gentle fans, we will warn you before atrocious dialogue, or scenes of terror and character assassination appear. Remember, drink hard, and drink often.
Hold onto your hats, bad weather coming through...
Ellen & Portia
The 2008/2009 Fiasco Derby has been brought to you by: Wild Turkey, Kentucky's Finest Bourbon, Crown Royal, Fine Canadian Whiskey and the letter "S", which stands for SHIT and STORM (go figure!)
Absolutely freaking brilliant!!!! ROTFLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteIf only PrattHack had even a drop of PrattFall's creativity, wit, originality & understanding of story/continuity & the definition of a lesbian!
"Bianca Montgomery is a no-penis-zone!" LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThis is such a great idea, Portia & Ellen! I haven't been able to watch any Breese clips since they left because it's too painful, but this is a much easier (and funnier) way to watch them!
Hopefully we can get the soap sites to mention the blog, so it gets more viewers.
Yeah, that's right! Reese is the *only* person allowed in Bianca's NO-PENIS-ZONE!
ReplyDeleteThis is so great!! Bravo to you two!! Can't wait for the next episode!! LMAO!!!
ReplyDeletePerfection ladies....(& yes, Eden is HOT even if she is covered in tornado debris)
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